Pretty Pretty Princess
I remember when I was a younger, Pretty Pretty Princess was a game that most girls were into. I never really understood the point. I was more into things like reading and video games. I’ve come to the conclusion that the game Pretty Pretty Princess has corrupted the female psyche. Girls today now believe that they are better than everyone else. They are a princess in their own mind and everyone else is beneath them. I’m not saying that you can’t be “Daddy’s little princess”. I’m also not saying that when you find your “Prince Charming” he shouldn’t treat you like a princess. I’m saying that you shouldn’t act like you are better than everyone else. Here are some common traits of our modern day princesses:
1. They do whatever they want without caring how it affects others. I work with this woman who truly believes that she is the next Cleopatra. She walks around in her little tank tops with the air turned on as high as possible. She must not realize that the rest of us are all bundled up in our hoodie sweatshirts just trying to keep warm, right? Wrong! She sees us. She just doesn’t care. She’s princess…she gets what she wants.
2. The look. Oh, I’m sure you are all well aware of the look I’m speaking of. The look that says “I’m so much better than you.” The look is given to those that they believe are mere peasants. So really, everyone that isn’t the princess gets the look. I’d prefer being a peasant compared to the much hated pompousness that comes with being a princess.
3. Whatever they say has to be heard. This is most annoying thing ever. You could be talking, and they’ll interrupt you. You could be on the phone, and they’ll speak louder so you’ll hear them instead. Basically, you have to drop everything to give them attention. It’s at times like these when I wish the princess was locked away in a tower far away. I’d never have to hear her mouth ever again.
So to all those “princesses” out there: Get a clue, grow up, and realize that you are as much of a common mortal as the rest of us. All I know is that I stand by my choice as a kid. I never want to be a Pretty Pretty Princess.
