A Typical Convo with my Co-Worker 13: Regrets
- Me: Okay, so I did something I shouldn't have done last night.
- Tina: What? What did you do?
- Me: Made out with a guy I can't stand.
- Tina: What?? How did that happen?
- Me: I was bored.
- Tina: Okay...um, and that cured boredom?
- Me: Look, I hadn't been kissed in a year and a half. It was a weak moment.
- Tina: Well, you are only human. You aren't dead yet.
- Me: And he was using all these lines that only attractive movie stars can get away with.
- Tina: So, he's attractive?
- Me: No, and he was making me so angry!
- Tina: And you still made out with him?
- Me: Well, here's the way I see it. When you haven't been kissed in a while, you've got to practice every so often just to make sure you are still good at it.
- Tina: So...really...it was like exercise.
- Me: Exactly!
- Tina: So...are you going to see him again?
- Me: Ew, no. That was a one time deal. I'm too lazy to exercise.
