A Typical Convo with my Co-Worker 12: Sick Day
- (Phone rings. I answer.)
- Me: Hello?
- Tina: Hey, how are you feeling?
- Me: Awful. It's like a vomit festival over here.
- Tina: Okay. Gross. What's wrong with you? Like, did you catch a bug or something?
- Me: I think I ate too much or something.
- Tina: Ate too much? You do realize that you have been dieting lately.
- Me: Yeah, I know. I broke my diet last night by having some Chik-fil-a.
- Tina: What did you have?
- Me: Um, an 8-piece nugget combo. With a sweet tea.
- Tina: Sounds good. What else did you have?
- Me: After I drank the sweet tea, I ate a cup full of ice.
- Tina: Um...okay, but how did you eat too much again?
- Me: The ice! That was just too much!
- Tina: You do realize ice isn't food, right?
- Me: Well, something got me sick.
- Tina: Like I said, maybe you caught a bug.
- Me: Or...hey, can you get food poisoning from ice?
