A Typical Convo with my Co-worker 10: New Theory
- Me: Okay, forget the "ghost of a butcher" theory. I think our boss is a Communist.
- Tina: Wow. Extreme, and yet believable.
- Me: I mean, this whole eating lunch at exactly 12:30 thing is a bit ridiculous. Who has the time to watch the clock just to make sure they eat lunch as soon as the clock strikes 12:30? No one!
- Tina: I agree. It's pretty stupid.
- Me: Next thing you know, we are going to have a dress code!
- Tina: Why do you think that?
- Me: Well, he wants everyone to be uniform, correct? So we will all have to dress in gray rags. He will of course be dressed in military garb, just so everyone knows that he's better than us.
- Tina: You've really thought this out haven't you?
- Me: He's like the Stalin of today. Can't you see?
- Tina: Yeah, he's pretty bad. So are you saying that he's haunted by Stalin now instead of a butcher?
- Me: No, I'm saying he IS Stalin. See, Stalin obviously was one of the undead and can live forever. So....Stalin is still alive...in the form of our boss.
- Tina: Uhh....I have nothing to say to that.
- Me: Just watch. Next thing you know, we will become Russian zombies.
