A Typical Convo with my Co-Worker 9: Comparisons
- Me: So, I saw Wolverine this weekend
- Tina: Really? How was it?
- Me: I loved it! However, since then I've been comparing everyone in my life to X-men characters.
- Tina: Oh wow. Can't wait to hear this one.
- Me: See, I'm like Cyclops.
- Tina: How so?
- Me: Well for starters, I'm amazing! Also, I can shoot lasers at people with my eyes.
- Tina: You do have a bit of a death glare.
- Me: And you are like Jean Grey.
- Tina: Wait, weren't Jean and Cyclops together?
- Me: Okay, ignore that part. I'm basing these off of traits.
- Tina: Alright. How am I like Jean?
- Me: Well, you are the reasonable one, and sometimes you are able to read my mind.
- Tina: It kind of helps when you always make it obvious what you are thinking. Wait, can Jean even read minds?
- Me: I don't know. Whatever, just go with it. My sister is like Storm. She has crazy mood swings...that sometimes affect the weather.
- Tina: That's a bit of an exaggeration. Anyone else?
- Me: Yeah. Basically 98% of the rest of the population are like Rogue.
- Tina: Why?
- Me: Because they have the power to suck the life out of you.
