Potterlicious
Okay, here it is! Just finished. Took me about a total of 4 hours(yesterday and today) to get it all right. Potterlicious…to the tune of Fergie’s “Fergalicious”
Potterlicious
Boy Singer:
Listen up ya’ll, ‘cause this is it,
Story ‘bout a boy so fictitious
Girl Singer:
Potterlicious definition drive them nerd girls loco
Voldie wants him dead so that he can rule, fo’ sho’
Him and Ginny, Ron, Hermione
They’re so dreamy, they’re so steamy
We all want to be ‘em
Want Hogwarts to be our home
Potterlicious(so fictitious)
But he ain’t malicious
His life is pernicious
It’s not very auspicious
Voldie hisses (Ssss-Ssss)
Potter’s main boy is Ron, Ron
And they be gettin’ in trouble just playin’ with their wands
So fictitious(He’s hot, hot)
So fictitious(His main boy is Ron, Ron)
So fictitious(Playing with their wands)
Potterlicious def—
Potterlicious def—
Potterlicious def—
Potterlicious definition drive them nerd girls crazy
And all boys want to be him
The Chosen One, Harry Potter(Hey, Harry)
He’s the P, to the O, T, T, the E, the R
And can’t no other wizard beat down Voldie
He’s Potterlicious
Snape is so suspicious
He loved Harry’s mom, now he’s vicious
He can be pernicious(Uh ohhh)
And what about Ron, Ron
He be gettin’ in trouble just playin’ with his wand
So fictitious(He’s hot, hot)
So fictitious(His main boy is Ron, Ron)
So fictitious(Playing with their wands)
Potterlicious(hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
Harry, Harry, Harry
Is in love with Ginny
We’re all so jealous
Cho really missed her chance
With a wizard, wizard
Voldie’s like a lizard
An evil wizard, wizard
That crazy lizard
Boy:
W to the I to the ZARD, he’s a wizard, W to the I to the ZARD, he’s a wizard
F to the I to the CTITIOUS, to the F, to the I, to the, to the, to the, We love Harry
Girl:
Every time he turns around, Voldie’s tryin’ to beat him down, Ron is easy to confound, always lookin’ like(Uhhhhh)
I just wanna say it now— Hermione is an awesome chick, she’s quick, I wanna be just like her
And I know I’m coming off just a little bit nerdy, I just want Hedwig as my little birdie
But I’m just tryin’ to tell, that I’m under Harry’s spell
‘Cause we all know he…
Fictitious(So fictitious)
But he ain’t malicious
His life is pernicious
It’s not very auspicious
Voldie hisses (Ssss-Ssss)
Potter’s main boy is Ron, Ron
And they be gettin’ in trouble just playin’ with their wands(Wands, wands, wands)
Four, Tres, Two, Uno
Snape is so suspicious
He loved Harry’s mom, now he’s vicious
He can be pernicious(Uh ohhh)
And what about Ron, Ron
He be gettin’ in trouble just playin’ with his wand(Four, tres, two, uno)
So fictitious(Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye)
So fictitious(Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye)
So fictitious(Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye)
He’s Potterlicious, W-w-w-w-w Wizard, wizard
He’s so fictitious(Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye)
So fictitious(Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye)
So fictitious(Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye)
He’s Potterlicious, W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w(Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye)
Boy:
W to the I to the ZARD, he’s a wizard, W to the I to the ZARD, he’s a wizard, W to the I to the ZARD, he’s a wizard, W to the I to the, to the(four, tres, two, uno)
F to the I to the CTITIOUS, to the F to the I to the CTITIOUS, to the F to the I to the CTITIOUS, to the F to the I to the, to the, to the(four, tres, two, uno)
W to the I to the ZARD, he’s a wizard, W to the I to the ZARD, he’s a wizard, W to the I to the ZARD, he’s a wizard, W to the I to the four, tres, two, uno
F to the I to the CTITIOUS, to the F to the I to the CTITIOUS, to the F to the I to the CTITIOUS, to the F to the I to the, to the, to the, to the, to the…
Oi! That took forever to type. I hope you enjoyed. If you didn’t, then I must be a disgrace to Harry Potter fans everywhere. Oh well!
