A Typical Convo with my Co-Worker 4: Evil Spirit
- Me: Tina, do you believe in evil spirits?
- Tina: Yes, I do.
- Me: Like the kind that haunt your house?
- Tina: Yes.
- Me: Do you think they can possess people?
- Tina: Eh...not all that, no.
- Me: Not even our boss?
- Tina: Well, that's a different story.
- Me: How old do you think this building is?
- Tina: I don't know. 10 plus years.
- Me: Well, I have a theory.
- Tina: Oh no, I can just imagine.
- Me: Okay so, here's what I think. This used to be a warehouse that stored meat.
- Tina: Did it? There isn't a large refridgerator in here.
- Me: I don't know, but I'm sure they could've moved it. Anyways, the meat storing warehouse was run by a grouchy old butcher.
- Tina: Okay. Is there a point to this?
- Me: Yes. The grouchy old butcher wanted everything to be done his way. The meat to be cut exactly right. The workers to be more precise. So he decided he would have to show them how to do things correctly.
- Tina: Well, that's not too bad.
- Me: He used his workers as examples.
- Tina: Wait, what?
- Me: Yeah, he cut up all of his employees and sold that meat.
- Tina: He never got caught?
- Me: Well, I guess he ran out of meat. It wasn't until they found him here dead, that they realized he had started to cut off his own limbs.
- Tina: Really??
- Me: Yes.
- Tina: That really happened?
- Me: No, but I still think an evil spirit is possessing our boss.
