A Typical Convo with my Co-worker 2: Folding Chair Dilemma
- Me: AAAAGH!!
- Tina: What?
- Me: The chair that was holding the shirts fell over!
- Tina: How many shirts were on the chair?
- Me: Um, around 90-ish.
- Tina: (laughing) 90? No wonder it fell over.
- Me: You know, instead of laughing, you could be helping me pick these shirts up.
- Tina: Okay, okay. You shouldn't be suprised it fell over. 90 shirts on a folding chair. Of course it finally gave out.
- Me: The chair was fine...until I ran into it.
- Tina: You ran into it? How'd you do that?
- Me: Well, you see, a folding chair with 90 shirts on it takes up a lot of space.
- Tina: Yeah, I get that, but you knew the chair was there.
- Me: I forgot about it.
- Tina: But again, how'd you run into it? It's gotta be more than just "It takes up a lot space."
- Me: I didn't see it.
- Tina: You didn't see a chair with a mountain of shirts on it?
- Me: I'm half blind! That's why I need glasses!
- Tina: But you are wearing your glasses.
- Me: They don't work all the time.
- (Five minutes later)
- Me: AAAAGH!
- Tina: What?
- Me: I knocked the chair over again!
