What is with that stank?

You would be lying if you said this has never happened to you before.

You: Oh gosh. Something smells awful.

You walk around for a little bit and realize that everywhere you go it still stinks. You are starting to realize that people are trying to sit as far from you as possible.

You: It can’t be me. I took a shower. Not to mention I’m wearing my Axe deodorant.

That’s when you lean a little closer to your shirt and realize…

You: Oh wow. I’m going to pass out. I smell like a sewer.

That’s happened to you at least once in your lifetime, right? It’s okay. You can admit it. Body odor is quite natural and happens to everyone. It’s a stress thing. You could be the most hygienic person and put on deodorant 3 times a day. You will still probably smell bad if you get stressed. It’s like this awful smelling hormone gets released every time you worry about a deadline, money, or even a date.

That’s the worst time to get body odor. On a date. I mean, scientists come up with pills that can make you not have gas. Why not a pill to supress your stank hormone? Would you rather be on a date with a guy and pass gas, which would only smell for a minute? Or would rather smell like gas during the entire date? Take your pick.

So here’s my advice for the scientists out there. Forget about Bean-o. Start looking into a stank suppressant. Call it BO-No because that name would be ohso A-mazing! BO-No, the ultimate date savior.

My definition of stank: A skank who smells like she just took a bath in a tub of rat feces.