A typical convo with my co-worker

Me: Who came up with izzle talk?
Tina: Snoop Dogg.
Me: Really? He should die for that. Okay, maybe not die. That's a bit extreme. He needs to have his vocal chords extracted then.
Tina: So I'm guessing you don't like it.
Me: No, it's ridiculous. I mean seriously. Fo' shizzle my nizzle? What does that even mean? Fo' sheezy sounds way cooler.
Tina: How so?
Me: Okay, see. When I think of shizzle, I i think of sizzle. And when I think of sizzle, I think of steak. And nizzle is just 2 letters away from being nipple. So what I'm actually hearing is, "For steak my nipple." Nipple steaks! Not cool. Oh, and what about drizzle? I don't even know what that one means but apparently it doesn't mean a light rain anymore!
Tina: (laughing) Wow, okay. So "Fo' sheezy" doesn't make you think anything weird.
Me: Oh, it does. Makes me think about cheese. But cheese is way cooler than steak nipples. Do people still use the izzle language?
Tina: Maybe.
Me: I hope not. That was soooo 6 years ago.
Tina: That long?
Me: Fo' sho'.